Following recent concerns over my health I am happy to report that I have no problems with haemorrhoids.
No pain when sitting down, no grimacing on the lavatory and no blood in my underpants. It's all gravy as they say. I think over here they say there are no lumps in their Cream O' Wheat.
When speaking of haemorrhoids I don't imagine that sufferers would enjoy thinking about either gravy or the aforementioned lumps but there you are. I am not suffering from them and while I pity those poor souls who have been neglecting their diet to such an extent that their farmers are playing up again I can't curb my enthusiasm solely to suit their delicate ears.
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