Job Hunting on Craigslist

**Become a Sperm Donor -- Earn up to $1,200/Month** - (Cambridge) img et cetera
Too old.

"Foundling" - Emerson College Thesis Film seeking Key Cast - (Boston) tv/film/video/radio
Too young.

Sales Ninja / Ninjaette for PullnotPush - (Cambridge) sales
I don't know what any of that means.

***Snow Removal*** looking for someone to shovel **pays well** - (Norwood MA) general labor
Don't live between Norwood and Brookline (as attractive as this position sounds).

☼☼ JOBS FOR INTERNATIONAL CHARITY - $600-1000/WK - (Boston) img nonprofit
Annoying beggar. Done that.

Night Rider - (metro Boston) customer service
I like the sound of this one but I need my own vehicle. Someone stole my bike.

 Chocolate Fountain Attendant - food/beverage/hospitality
Vehicle again.

Private Detective/Investigator - (Boston) security
No camcorder.

Are you a healthy male between the ages of 21 and 50? - (Brighton) et cetera
Getting warm...

Are you depressed? - (Belmont) et cetera
$75 big ones comin' my way!